☕👀 MARITES T-Shirt Collection – Where Chismis Meets Fashion! 🗣️✨

Are you the neighborhood’s breaking news correspondent? The one who knows everything before it even happens? Do people start their sentences with “Uy, may alam ka ba?” when they see you? If so, congratulations—this collection was made just for you!

🗞️ WHAT MAKES THIS SHIRT 100% MARITES-APPROVED?
👂 Super Absorbent for Chika – Catches all the latest news, confirmed or not!
📢 Built-in “Uy, may bago akong chismis” Energy – Just wear it and people will start spilling the tea!
🚨 Warning Sign for Silent Readers – If they’re wearing this, they already know your secrets.
💅 No-Filter, No-Shame Design – Flaunt your Marites title with confidence!

🔥 Perfect for:
✔️ Gossip sessions at the sari-sari store
✔️ Morning coffee while eavesdropping on kapitbahays
✔️ FB live updates on the latest neighborhood scandal
✔️ Stalking exes (for research purposes, of course)

💬 DISCLAIMER: This T-shirt does not make you a fake news distributor. But it does make you look iconic while sipping the tea. 😜

🔔 GET YOURS NOW – BEFORE THE CHIKA GETS COLD! 🔔

#MaritesCertified #SpillTheTea #BreakingNewsButMakeItFashion